Yes, I’m normal again!
And naked. DAMMIT!
finally a good meme
[TXT]: be misrble an hid away
[TXT]: and is funy aftr a whil
The creature’s tongue lolled about, then lifted to flicker at Perv almost teasingly.
The creature let out a throaty, gurgling laugh before reaching down for the phone to reply, having to remove its hand from Perv’s chest to use both to type.
[TXT]: yor funy
[TXT]: Hopfuly i won turn ravnos an eat yu
[TXT]: Las tim was nt funy at al
[TXT]: I thnk il be fin ths tim so no wory
The creature whimpered at the reminder to itself.
[TXT]: i dint men to i swear
[TXT]: i fel awful for it sill
[TXT]: thak you
It dropped the phone and moved to Perv, then rpse up enough to reat its hand on the others chest again, hesitant in case the other pulled away.
He glowers at Perv.
[TXT]: Fuckj you
[TXT]: Ples tell kido tha im sory for scarin him
[TXT]: An ples don leav me i don wana be alon anmor
The creature looked about for any means of communication, then remembered its phone out in the living room. Slipping past Perv, it dragged itself out and towards the little device, flopping on its belly in order to use both hands. It’s hands were unsteady and clumsy, but it slowly worked out a message before sending it to Perv.
[TXT]: magic anooon i think
It shrunk to the floor, curling up and trying to look non-threatening.
It was hard.to make a p sound when it didn’t even have lips to use, and its tongue lolled out.
The creature stopped short, just towering. Now it was even more miserable. It scared Perv, or at least startled him. With a whimper, it lowered itself and held out its hand slowly, gently resting it on Perv’s chest in hopes the other wouldn’t attack.
Grrrgh….. Krrrrrr….. Krrrrruuuu……
It was frustrating not to be able to talk. It didn’t know why its vocals were fucked up. But they were, and it was anger-inducing. Rising up, the creature let out a piercing screech right into Perv’s face, grunting and gurgling in irritation.